'Albino doesn't just eat shit - it makes it too.
When two young boys who were living on the roof of a factory learned that the greatest accordionist of all time, Les Patrick, had gone to be with Jesus, they cut off their limbs and blocked off their olfactory canals in an expression of irrepressible grief. Rescued by a homeopathic masseur, they were restored to health and given prosthetic stumps with which they picked up musical instruments. After a decade they realised sounds could be made from the instruments and they began to perform power ballads and uplifting Christian military band music. Little by little, they are turning into puce birds.
Albino performs regularly at the Stage Door, Webber Street, SE1 but can also be seen in a range of other ocations. There is a website that it behoves all to visit from where copies of the CD, 'Latrine Blues' can be procured for free.'
